Today I went to the sandwich shop for lunch. They didn’t have any ham. What next, no bread?
Monthly Archives: April 2002
Preparations
Things continue apace at Todd/Perry towers. Preparations for our imminent return to the mother country are slowly being completed. Bobo has managed to write some emails to her global human resources team advertising her availability for work (as long as it is in London of course) and I have started compiling a list of all …
Good British Name that
We went to see Al Murray, the pub landlord last night at the basement. Very, very funny. As usual, I laughed my socks off for two hours and can only remember one joke; "Wales, its a great name, innit, cos if you get rid of the w and the s you get – ale. Great …
Cup of Tea?
For no apparent reason I’d like to bring you a quote from the first episode of the sixth season of "Buffy the Vampire Slayer". Spike, to Giles; "Did your whole life flash before your eyes? Cup of tea, cup of tea, Almost got shagged, cup of tea?"
Move along the bus now
In a break from our scheduled coverage, I would like to bring you this scary message; The Lone Gunmen are dead. Is anyone actually watching the X-Files any more? Here I’m looking in the general direction of the Palmers for confirmation that interest peaked very many seasons ago. I, for one, watched a couple of …
Gits
This link is for Ben and Emma. Ben, just bear in mind who is looking after your daughter this weekend, who knows what Unix tricks I can teach her in twenty four hours. I would link to their web sites, or blogs, but apparently they are too busy leading fulfilling lives to indulge in such …
A Sell Out?
Just to prove to Craig that people do watch Rugby in this country, here is a shot of the Waratahs vs Brumbies match at Aussie Stadium last night. There were approximately 41,500 people there, not bad for a Saturday night in Sydney. For those who are interested the Waratahs won, and its a good thing …
Announcement
Its not much, but I have just added a new page to the Photo Album. Say hello to the Easter Bunny Chronicles.
Light and Shade
Just to bring a little light to all of this shade, Ally McBollocks has been cancelled. Cue unprecedented celebration across the globe as we are finally free of the worst television show ever produced.
Thoughts
I have a couple of thoughts today; "If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys" "Life is too short to put up with bad software or idiots" I will let you decide which, if any, of them applies to you…