Oh No, Please Save Me

What is this all about? You move twelve thousand miles and are still forced to watch this steaming pile of garbage. Life is not fair.
<edit>The woman who is under the impression she is going to become my wife has just uttered the words "fun" and "Eurovision" in the same sentence. If that isn’t grounds to reconsider this whole wedding malarkey I don’t know what is.
I am tempted to write something witty and piercing about the message that Eurovision embodies but I shall save that for another time. At the moment I’m trying to stop my ears from bleeding.</edit>

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