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The world just became a slightly sadder place, due entirely to the announcement of LOTR The Musical!
Dear lord, save me. Save me now.
This post was bought to you, eventually, courtesy of the new assistant at my local coffee shop. A man who personally redefines the phrase "dumb as a box of spanners"

In a break from our advertised policy and due to the fact that her indoors is being a slacker, a baby update. We went for another scan this morning and I’m happy to report that all is well with junior.
The little one is the right size and shape and is developing well. We have [...]

Our Fast Show character of the week is Monkfish.
So put your knickers on and go and make me a cup of tea!

As promised, and in record time for me, some new photos. A few shots from around the pool, the table and the kitchen from our oh so brief sojourn just outside St Tropez. It was only six days but we could have stayed for a month.
Still, we are now back in London in all of [...]

Who can remember Half Man Half Biscuit?
They are the comedy rock geniuses from the 1980s who were the cause of my university nickname.
I was fairly universally referred to as "Bob" after track 5 on the ir first album Back in the DHSS. For the click-shy its title is "99% of Gargoyles Look Like [...]

We are back from our week in France, which was fantastic. But more of that later, accompanied by some photos.
In the meantime Ciaran (who still hasn’t sorted out his archives) has been to see the latest Matrix movie and didn’t like it. All I’m going to point out is that he thinks that Lord [...]

We are now away on our holidays. Back in a week with some fiendish tips for garnishes.

Courtesy of that extra special smasher, Mr Scaryduck;
Say hello to Nostalgia Central, 1970s style. Guaranteed to be the 70’s throwback’s favourite ever site of all time, ever. Of course, if thats not good enough, they do have an 80s page.

Mr Benjamin Brian Reeve, 21 again. Even though you don’t look a day over 34.
I would have sent you an email, but you haven’t sent me your new address since you changed jobs.

Ciaran mentioned yesterday that it was raining in Sydney, but not this much. Blimey. It reminds me of August 1998 when it rained every day, and I had to walk from my house to Manly Wharf every day to catch the ferry. That period can best be described as soggy.
It is good to see that [...]