With an L

My fellow Australians, and particularly those commentating on sporting events can I remind you that the name of your country is Australia. It is neither pronounced nor spelt "Awstraya" That is all.

Present Time

I think, thanks to Mil Millington, that I’ve found the present to end all presents for my father. Say hello to the Butter Wizard. It is quite possibly the useless gadget to end all useless gadgets.