Grumble

To borrow a catch phrase from the Fast Show, “today I have mostly been annoyed by people who do not record a voicemail greeting on their mobile phone.”

To be met with “Welcome to the voice mail box for 07 blah, blah, blah” is about as much good to me as a chocolate teapot. How do I know I haven’t typed the wrong number?

It should take about thirty seconds to record a message for your adoring callers and it will make you a much better person, honest. I reserve the right to leave one word messages for people who don’t comply. That word will, of course, be “muppet”.