Office Humour

There is an email doing the rounds at the moment. It contains the wise, wise words of David Brent. For those of you who don’t read “jokes and other rubbish like that” here are a couple of absolute corkers;

• “Put the key of despair into the lock of apathy. Turn the knob of mediocrity slowly and open the gates of despondency - welcome to a day in the average office.”
• “There’s no ‘I’ in ’team’. But then there’s no ‘I’ in ‘useless smug colleague’, either. And there’s four in ‘platitude-quoting idiot’. Go figure.”