Not Happy Jan

This evening I missed the first half hour of Top Gear, possibly the finest programme currently on British television, because there was a special extended version of the nation’s favourite pile of pants on the other side. I would like to point out that it wasn’t my idea, her indoors just had to watch it.

If I was a bitter man I’d say that it was a crime against humanity. Alternatively, I’ll just point to these pictures of my son.